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Gente vi essa paródia de TD no Facebook kkkkk

TOM'S STARBUCKS

Written by Britney "NoPromo" Spears

(duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh)

I am smoking

In the Starbucks

And my kids are at the skate park

I am waiting

At the counter

For my venti Frappucino

And he asks me

Whats the flavor?

And I say

Youll have to wait and see

I am drinking

Fanta, no coke

And Im trying to be cool

(duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh)

6 or 7 costume changes

And I got them all from Target

Merry Christmas,

Fucking assholes,

And my pu$$y is hanging out

And I look the other way

As I see my friend Nicole Schellswinger

And were thinking of announcing

The faded Famos Surprise

(duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh)

I open

Up my Cheetos

Really cool, funky, urban

Practicing

A new routine-ney

ok, lets just keep Perfume in

And Im turning to my wall of wigs

Oh my god, theyre so fugly

When Im feeling

Artsy-fartsy

Ill go down for Break The Ice

(duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh)

Theres a woman

In the nosebleeds

And I think its

Myah Marie

She is telling

All of my fans

That her name is Britney Jean Spears

And I try to turn my mic on

Cuz shes leaking Pretty Girls

But then Dripping empties her pu$$y

Britney says I am so wet!

(duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh)

Ohthisshow

It will continue

Im so fucking sick of Stronger

Its a term of anendearment

IammmBritney Jean the queen.

(duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh)

Achei algumas partes sem graça, e umas partes nem entendi kkkkk mas ri com algumas

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